Total Medals Earned: 13 (From 5 different games.) Total Medal Score: 160 Points
Medals Earned: 4/14 (65/415 points)
View the COMBOS page.
Master the Fire Flip.
View the intro movie.
Shut down the UberBot.
Visit the links page.
Get your chainsaw on!
Drink the mystery potion.
Find all 6 secret areas.
Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.
Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.
Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.
Defeat the class president.
Beat the game.
Beat the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 4/24 (20/390 points)
Pairs well with Girlfriend (or Pico)
All fired up and ready to rock
Try to keep sharp objects away from her
You made Pico, congrats!
*tank not included
Snake? SNAKE! SNAAAAKE!!!
Always ready for the next mission from the Chief
No, it's not the "loss" guy
Pairs well with Boyfriend
He's got some mad combat skills
Be careful with your socks around him
Master of powerslides, killer of pillows
H4IL TO TEH K1NG
Would do anything for his friend Hartrup
Rat gamer on a quest for cheese
*cock jokes not included
No way.
Probably this guy's
The man, the myth, the legend
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/325 points)
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 3/7 (60/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
A new lap record!